| Tuesday, November 24th, 2009 |
| 6:25 pm |
hola livejournal you smell |
| Wednesday, May 6th, 2009 |
| 1:50 pm |
welcome back LJ its me the maz. I'm watching blankman now. sweet. |
| Monday, December 8th, 2008 |
| 8:25 pm |
Just got home from Vegas it was pretty solid times. Ended up winning money enough to make it a really cheap vacation despite all the drinking eating and gambling, which is all I really did. yay |
| Friday, August 29th, 2008 |
| 1:50 pm |
So I found out my associate is in arts. I had no idea what it was until now. |
| Monday, April 21st, 2008 |
| 2:55 pm |
today marked the first day that I've seen jay mariotti write about the sox. |
| Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 |
| 3:29 pm |
I finally looked up casmir pulaski. He was a general in the revolutionary war that came over from poland and trained the U.S. cavalry forces. He died in the war. So after wondering for about 14 years the mystery is solved. |
| Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 |
| 4:12 pm |
so last night the death box decided to give up on life on me while on the highway a mile from the nearest exit. So I sit for a while and try and get it started by spraying starting fluid which I always have like 2 cans of into the carb which didn't keep it running. A tow truck came and pushed me, not towed, but pushed me about a mile and a half to a gas station where I filled up and alas it did not start. So I busted out the starting fluid again and woo hoo it started. all in all it took 100 minutes out of my life. Fuck |
| Monday, March 3rd, 2008 |
| 9:20 am |
I havent had much to write about since I haven't done anything new lately. well thats my momma. |
| Friday, February 15th, 2008 |
| 12:43 pm |
2 days ago I invited another meal. Its a cornza a corn dog that I wrapped up with a slice of pizza. |
| Thursday, February 7th, 2008 |
| 12:10 am |
pooooooo last week was yurgil while talking to may about madden. patriots lost I kind of wanted them to win, but then I also didn't since why should boston have 2 championships in a year. Shit ain't fair. Speaking of which if I had to move I would want to to move to boston. beyond that Friday I completly rearanged a hotel room, keep in mind not trashed nothing broke only was moved/flipped or both. I guess in the morning some of the strong men were unable to handle my mess. Which brings a smile to my face. Saturday got screwed out of a good time. Wilsak I'm still not sure what the hell happened, I find it somewhat funny, and am not angry, but I expect a full explaination just because I'm confused and hope you didn't get too much shit. THe deathbox has proved to be awesome in the weather. So far I've helped 2 people out of driveways, once was towing someone and accidently towed them through their front yard. sucker. brief, pointless, sloppy and sleepy. |
| Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 |
| 12:17 pm |
last week was marky this week will be tougher "the only reason you'll be wiping your ass is because i'll have raped you" This was off someone else's journal in an online conversation. woooooo anycrap COD is refusing to give me my diploma after all the effort I went through from having that F changed to a D. The reason is I guess I have a book that I never took back and now they want me to pay for it. FUving bums When people ask me what I'm doing I really don't know how to answer, because the answer is and isn't nothing. I'm pretty much like May before he went to the navy and it is pretty awesome. no school = happy life. I highly recommend all to try it for a while, at least like 5 years or 65 years. Febtober is almost here which pretty much means nothing. gong ho is king. |
| Friday, January 25th, 2008 |
| 9:59 pm |
also I saw rambo and now I know why they were throwing around the words brutal and hardcore so much |
| 9:04 pm |
The South Side Irish Parade Committee will hold the 30th Annual South Side Irish Parade on Sunday, March 9, 2008 to think I thought my birthday would suck. |
| Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008 |
| 10:25 am |
The correct answer last week was Yurgil in reference to coming home from a TOm Sawyer show I think it was the last one. This past week I was really close to attempting to head up to NIU or the shitty city and throwing up with wilsak, but instead I just partied because I like to party. anycrap nothing special except this as in the who the fuck said this? "Bear signing Muhsin Muhammad seriously made my day." |
| Friday, January 18th, 2008 |
| 10:35 pm |
So I've had a lot of spare time without being in school so I've been on the computer more than usual. Instead of being dumb with facebook or myspace stalking I decided to play it old school and look at old LJ entries. but not mine other folks so now I will feature hilarious quotes from peoples LJs years ago and everyone has to guess then and win a fresh batch of poo or an empty beer case on your yard. For your pleasure here is the quote- "in terrible news, i have the worst headache ever. not even maz speeding over 100 mph could cure it, that's how bad it is. only sleep will fix this. sah. " |
| Friday, November 30th, 2007 |
| 11:14 am |
Ah yes the final track of school. Aka worst time ever The deathbox is being hilarious. Basically all it does is throw up antifreeze in what is deemed the most massive leak south of the St. Lawrence seaway. None of it even has a chance to get to anything before it hits the ground, basically resulting in smoke and fire after about 5 miles. Much to do this weekend. Unfortunately only half will probably get done. and now it is time for some ho of the gong flavor. |
| Monday, November 12th, 2007 |
| 10:35 pm |
So school is terrible for the following reasons. I basically sit at home doing homework people will call me to go out and get wasted or whatever, but I try and be responsible and stay in and take care of business. Though I don't actually do anything I just pretty much watch nothing and accomplish nothing on the computer, when I can be out regulating. Ag but a few more weeks left. |
| 4:16 pm |
Saturday hit up eastern for Jakes Bday. Got drunk ate mcribs broke into many a room Then eventually passed out in a way that appeared I was dead. Sunday morning someone left their alarm on and no one could shut it off so I ended up just turning off the circuit. Ate more mcrib and watched football games Only a few more weeks of school, its getting tough going, the one thing that saves me is knowing that slim is going to get some free m&ms via vending machine and strength. |
| Thursday, October 25th, 2007 |
| 1:55 pm |
Kentucky was alright, basically everything I expected. I had some death truck that followed me for a majority of this one mountain road until I decided to hit speeds that probably would have had him flip. Monday got drunk and some of the crew and I went and picked up May. Now it is time to eat leftover gong ho and pass out for an hour. Then hopefully I can eat an entire can of cheese. |
| Monday, October 15th, 2007 |
| 5:59 pm |
Yesterday was the bears game. Going into was sweet. Ate half a pound of bacon 3 eggs and a potato for breakfast. Then 4 minutes later a pizza burgers hot dogs and basically felt shit moving around in my veins. Steve Martin only brought miller lite so no drinky drinky because of shitness. The game was terrible, then amazing, then bad and a lost resulted. More eating ensued afterward. The past two days irony nearly struck me. Yesterday when riding home from Elgin a Lexus nearly struck me because they don't consider motorcycles real and feel that they could just push them out of the way. Today in downtown downers while riding past the garage some car decided to ignore the stop sign and they actually clipped my back tire. I merely said learn to drive. Usually people hit brakes when facing sudden death and I merely stood up and pedaled and that probably saved me from going through what I went what I put the guy suing me through. avoidance is supreme and at an all time high. |
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